mashable:

Here are 13 super gross things humans do every day.

haus-of-ill-repute:

Cats come in both liquid and solid form.

haus-of-ill-repute:

Cats come in both liquid and solid form.

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overdid:

do you ever feel lonely and unwanted even if you are with your friends

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artandspunk:

justingingerlake:

This is so important.

this is really disheartening 

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fallontonight:

Hope you’re enjoying your weekend! (And our brand new Tonight Show & Jimmy GIF site)

fallontonight:

Hope you’re enjoying your weekend! (And our brand new Tonight Show & Jimmy GIF site)

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

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